Maria de Medeiros:
Maria de Medeiros Naked
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Information:
Name: Maria de Medeiros
Born: 1965-08-19
Height: 0
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Filmography:
1871 (1990), The Saddest Music in the World (2003), A Idade Maior (1991), Huevos de oro (1993), Nessuna qualità agli eroi (2007)
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Ewan Mcgregor:
Ewan Mcgregor Nude
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Information:
Name: Ewan Mcgregor
Born: 1971-03-31
Height: 1.75
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Filmography:
Men Who Stare at Goats (2009), An Audience with Elton John (1997), Nyhetsmorgon (2001), ER (1997), Tales from the Crypt (1996)
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What did the big, hairy monster do when he
lost a hand?
He went to the second-hand shop.
DirrnygBertholdLV
Jeb and Eudell, University of
Michigan
athletes, were driving from Ann Arbor to Cleveland. Just outside
the
city limits they saw a sign: "CLEAN REST ROOMS." By the time they
got to Cleveland, they'd cleaned 147 Johns.
EorlAlastairSv
Q: How many Communists does it take to screw
in a light
bulb?
A: Two - one to screw it in, and a second to
hand out leaflets.
A: One, but it takes him about 30 years to
realize that the old one has
burnt out.
ColtraneRonsonQO
Doctor, doctor, I think I've been bitten by a
vampire.
Drink this glass of water.
Will it make me better?
No, but I'll be able to see if your neck
leaks.
KerwinTiagoEI
How do we know that Apes are
like fish
after a rainstorm?
They'll both bite at anything!
RadburnGuglielmoLr
Q: What do you call a cat when he first wakes up
with the alarm
clock? - A: Catsup!
NiichaadEalahweemahAm
Why is the letter "t" so important to a stick
insect?
Without it would be a sick insect.
TawnyaAmbroseoH
Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?
A: To
get to the chick across the street!
VarekCriostoirCs
Q: What you get when four men go fishing and
one
comes back not catching anything.
A: Three Men And A Baby
LeopoldoAfhamUw
How many brewers does it take to
change a
light bulb?
Third as many as for a regular bulb.
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